Jumper: Not The Sweater You Hoped For

By Bryan | February 6, 2008 12:18 am |
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Awww isn't he cute? Everybody loves the concept of teleportation. The ability to just focus on someplace in your mind and instantly travel there. What if one day you actually could just do that? Where would you go and what would you do? In the movie Jumper, adapted from the book written by Steven Gould and directed by Doug Liman, you get to see exactly what Hayden Christensen’s character David would do with these powers. That is, until he finds out there are others like him.

Apparently the concept is that these people can just think about where they want to be and they’re there. But over the years there have been a good number of “Jumpers” and of course they have abused their powers. So in comes a group of individuals who have charged themselves with dispensing  with these people. Maybe I missed something, but couldn’t they just, you know, “jump” away and not get caught?

It’s hard to try and convince me that this movie is going to be worth seeing. With awful commercials attempted before the Superbowl with Samuel L. Jackson who plays Roland, an NSA agent, the leading actor being none other then Waaaahnakin Skywaker, and Rachel Bilson providing decent eye-candy, I’m not sure the concept behind it will overcome those obstacles. No matter how cool it would be to teleport, even Marvel Comics figured out that it wouldn’t be enough as a power so the made Nightcrawler into a blue demon (or elf, if you ask Wolverine).

With a name like “Jumpers”, all I can think about is the bouncy chair my mother use to strap me into when I was a kid. Even that sounds more interesting to revisit than this movie.

Will Iron Man Sink Or Swim?

By Bryan | January 22, 2008 11:52 am |
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Movies

Being the comic book fan that I am, I often find myself skeptical of any new superhero movies. I have pretty much seen all of the movies released in that genre as far back as Tim Burton’s 1989 hit “Batman”. Having suffered through movies like:  “Batman and Robin” attempted returning to the Adam West days and failing miserably; “Hulk” which was so bad they’re burying it with a new version; and “Spiderman 3″ thanks to the amazing emo dancing scene and Toby Maguire turning into an even more pathetic actor. What your seeing right now is the middle of the barrel in terms of superhero’s. Granted, they made “Elektra”, but that’s just the tip of what’s to come. When they come out with the “Dazzler” movie, you’ll know their at the bottom.

Iron Man in flightIf you don’t know the story of Iron Man, here’s a quick run down of this retelling. Tony Stark owner of Stark Enterprises, the worlds leader in Military Weaponry, is showing off some new technology at an Air Force base in Afghanistan when it is attacked and he is taken hostage. Forced to build a missile for the terrorist who capture him, Stark is given access to an extensive workshop. With shrapnel stuck next to his heart from the initial attack, he builds a suit of armor, pacemaker, and a flame thrower to fight his way out of captivity. After returning home he upgrades the armor to its current day red and gold, taking on the threats that grew while he was away.

 

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